Movie Gods,
As Chris pointed out in the last email, we watched the wrong Hercules. We watched the sequel, also known as “The Adventures of Hercules” or “Hercules II” which has all of the shitty-ness of the 1983 movie with infinitely less bear fights. It was sometimes enjoyable because of the crazy dubbing and terrible green screen effects. but it didn’t have that pizzazz that punching a bear into space would bring.
So apparently we watched “The Adventures of Hercules II” which came out in 1985. Not Hercules which was the film in this YouTube video that had all of us excited. Awfully Good Movies: Hercules (HD) Lou Ferrigno
Seriously? You watched the wrong movie?!
Holy SheetsI added some more metrics to the sheet. Individual top 10 lists on their own sheet, you can see how you have been rating movies. I tried to tackle attendance, after messing around with google scripts trying to query the background color of the cells I ended up just going with the simple choice. I just counted the cells that are filled in with rankings, which means that ones that qaadir and I rated because we watched later are counting as watched… maybe that’s ok? I know theres a way to do it with the colors, but I give up for now.
This makes no sense. No where in the 7 minute title sequence did was this ever made clear. Unless I zoned out. Im so upset right now.
I don’t know if I’ll be able to pick and watch tonight, Laurels Dad and Stepmom are in town to see the baby. That may actually give me the time to slip away and watch with you guys. If I do pick it will either be “last american virgin’ or ‘hotdog the movie’ both from the 80’s and nobody has seen them.
-Mark

The Adventures of Hercules (Italian: Le avventure dell'incredibile Ercole) is the 1985 sequel to the 1983 film Hercules. It was written and directed by Luigi Cozzi and has Lou Ferrigno reprising his role as the title character.[4]