Movie Samurais,
Last week we watched one of those movies again. The ones you have to read (damn you Erskine, making us cultured and sophisticated) Luckily for him it also had a healthy dose of Blood and Nudity.
It’s only a day later and I already feel the plot slipping away from me, so here we go. and obviously read everything i write with some kind of slow motion Quinten Tarentino vibe.
It’s 1886, There’s a little girl who sort of witnesses the death of her father on a… street… bridge or something. I say sort of because she runs away for no reason then runs back to his dead body. In a moment of exposition he literally screams, “You are killing me because im a police detective’!
Good start.
Smash Cut, 1905, she’s older possibly the wife of a gangster. Who kills one of his own men when he is found cheating. She possibly saves the life of an assassin somewhere in here. Later she is soaking in a bathtub when she is ATTACKED BY A BUNCH OF MOTHERFUCKING SWORDSMEN. She just jumps out of the bathtub and starts slicing fools fully nude in slow motion. Titties are going east and west. It’s 1975 (or 1905) but there is no bush in sight. Thumbs are getting chopped off, blood is everywhere.
We are all entertained.
She heads to Tokyo and this is where I kind of lose the plot since i had to read and watch a baby. But I skimmed back through the movie and I’ll give you the highlights.
- Gambling against a white lady who turns out to be a spy.
- Weird bad guy ‘The Virgin Surgeon’.
- Great Titties,
- Rape.
- Rape again.
- A man dies from eating some poison Pussy.
- Weird silent slow motion threesome with the white lady spy and a very uninterested woman.
- some more subplot about the assassins revenge.
- Our hero gets whipped in front of a weird Jesus Christ Mural.
- An older woman is revealed as our heroes mother, we see her tits.
- A long scene of the white woman and her lover (the assassin) fighting against her spy masters, they all die in the most slow motion bloody snow way possible (straight Tarantino)
Final scene, our hero just walks into the front door of the main gangsters place. Says something bad ass, flops her tits out and gets to slashing. Men are falling left and right while someone rips an electric guitar solo somewhere off screen. There’s puddles of blood, people coughing up blood, blood on paper walls. Our hero is wounded but as the guitar crescendos she takes out the bad guy and then shoots his wild boar tattoo right off his fucking back.
Savage.
As I skip back through the movie, it seems fucking good. Maybe it’s one of those you have to watch multiple times to really get how good it is. And reading sucks, so that doesn’t help.
We had to skip some people in the list so this week might be Dan’s turn or might fall to Bill D. Whatever you want.
-Mark
Sex & Fury, translated Story of Delinquent Female Boss: o-Chō Inoshika (不良姐御伝 猪の鹿お蝶, Furyō anego den: Inoshika o-Chō), is a 1973 Japanese action-thriller film directed by Norifumi Suzuki and starring Reiko Ike.
It was followed by Female Yakuza Tale: Inquisition and Torture in the same year.
source : wikipedia
