2D Movie Night

Movie Ghouls, It feels like it’s been a long week since we all got together and watched “AAAH Zombies”! A movie that I enjoyed way more that I should have. It was clearly low budget but it has that quality that I love. Nacho cheese soaked zombie makeouts. 

Last week was the 19th installment of online movie night. If I hadn’t been the one to choose Megaforce, I would have faked an injury and went off to do literally anything else. There are absolutely zero quotable zingers that could have made this movie worth the time invested.

Movie Freaks, We did it, 18… finally legal. So forget about all those good times we had before as they are now underage. Last week we watched ‘Castle Freak’ a movie that has many more shots of mutilated genitals as it does of anything else.

Movie Marauders, Last week we watched another one of those new ‘Good Bad’ style movies in the vein of the immortal classic “Manborg”. But this one had what that was missing… what that useless kid from Captain planet also had… HEART. It was weird how much I actually cared about this weird bmx kid and his (spoiler) robot girlfriend. It was a little weirdly gross at parts but at least it stayed consistent through the whole movie. 

This tale opens up in the current life situation of an adult Caillou who has long since left the streets of Canada to experience life in the big city.  He ends up moving to what I believe is New York to be a martial arts practitioner, competing in large exhibition tournaments.  Genetics serve him well because despite his leukemia patient appearance as a child, he manages to grow solid thick locks in adulthood.  

Movie Padres, Last week Dan was out so we pinch hit ‘Nacho Libre’ in honor of Cinco De Mayo. I really like this movie! It’s one of those that is a little slow and purposefully weird, but I find it has a happier tone than Napoleon Dynamite that came before it. You need to integrate the quotes into your life before you completely appreciate it.

Amigos Peliculianas, We did tit again, some of us crossed a movie off our ‘bucket lists’ and some of us realized that you can never go back to your 20’s. Right up there next to Raging Bull and The Godfather, we watched…Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

Movie Fellows, In case you forgot, cause I totally did. Tonight is movie night. Last week we did what we have never done before, we PAID TO WATCH A MOVIE. I still haven’t received your 40 cents each to watch that movie.. besides you Suleman. 

Movie Knights, Last week we journeyed back to the magical low budget time called the 70’s to watch a movie that we all kind of remember but probably wish now that we didn’t. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. 

Since Mark missed last week I told him I would do the recap for week 10’s movie, Idiocracy.Having been written way back in the mid 16th Century by a gentleman known as Nostradamus, Idiocracy gives us a glimpse into the future of mankind.