A night to remember the classics.
Last week Chris J picked “Moving Violations” from 1983, a movie that would have been much better if I was 10 years old. We learned that putting the brothers of famous actors (Bill Murray, Stacy Keach) together in a movie will not make that movie good. Also for a movie that featured a man and woman running around in bondage gear for 20 minutes there was a suspicious lack of nudity. Having 2 stop motion shirts fuck each other was not a replacement.
Just to recap, we watched a ‘terrible’ movie last week that was a perfect choice for this. Q picked “Superfights” from 1995. It was amazing, out of control roid rage, out of control muscle women, and out of control plot holes. Throw in some awesome 90’s zubaz and a sprinkle of mystical asian rascism and you’ve got a great bad movie and a killer theme song that you will never get out of your head… SUPERFIGHTERS!
We should have watched Team America… but we didn’t Besides a hilarious dip into a few minutes of hardcore internet pornography, we mostly watched the glorious 2006 80’s themed SNL reunion throwback “Totally Awesome”. Research it yourself for all the hot ‘Joe Dirt’ chicks and google Dominique Swain for a surprising amount of hot early 2000’s modeling pictures. also, DANCING IS MY LIFE.