Movies

Podcast : 004 – Police Academy 5

This week we get back on track and have a special guest help tackle a movie that some of us remember, but have any of us really seen? The Police Academy movies are memorable to anyone who grew up in the 1980’s. For a little stretch they were some of the most popular and profitable movies on the planet, launching the careers of Bobcat Goldthwait, Kim Catrall and Steve Guttenberg. But this is the 5th movie in the series so none of those stars are here. What we are left with is a cash grab stuffed with cliches. Lets take our well known formula and set it in a new local and see if we can squeeze some more dollars out of these theater going rubes. Enoy the Show!

Podcast : 003 – Ghoulies

We tackle a movie that’s a blind spot for one of us and a classic for another. What do we thing about it? Listen and find out. Ghoulies is a movie that I was definatley aware of, but had never seen. I think I didn’t watch it when I was in my prime horror movie watching years and then it just never felt like the right movie to watch. But I was excited to tackle it when Q suggested it for a movie night watch.

Podcast: 002 – Picasso Trigger

This episode we review the 1988 movie Picasso Trigger by #1 Breast Man : Andy Sidaris. Part of his Bullets Bombs and Babes series of films. Did we have a good time not a long time with these lovely ladies? Find out on this episode. Movies like this aren’t made anymore, mostly because society has moved on and we’ve all become better people. But also because there’s naked people all over the internet. The youths might not remember but in the before times you could only see a plethora of naked women was in a C level movie like this or by finding a stash of porn in a garbage bag in the woods. There is so much plot in this movie that there was no chance we didn’t get lost along the way, but we had a great time doing it.

#123 – Anna and the Apocalypse

Movie Zombie Musical Fans, We did it again. We let Charlie pick a movie! Technically he picked this movie sometime in 2017 when he saw the trailer and assumed that it had been released already. But time has passed and we can actually watch it now. So the poster for this movie desctibes it as “Shawn of the Dead meets LA LA Land” which might be technically correct. But the feeling is more like “Low Rent Shawn of the Dead ajacent to High School Musical” if you can see what I’m saying here… Lets move on!

#122 – Crocodile Fury

Movie Crocodile spirits, Where do I even begin.  I guess I’ll start by proclaiming I thoroughly enjoyed this movie.  As a story, all put together it doesn’t make total sense.  This is probably because it seems like two different movies where spliced together for no apparent reason to the viewer.  There’s a pretty solid A story, albeit highly imaginative and immersed in rape culture mystic fantasy that’s full of all sorts of comical plot holes.  But then there’s probably about 30 minutes or more of a random Jean-Claude Van Damme-esque priest-cop action suspense thriller involving a sorceress to summons zombie vampire ninjas for some reason, spliced into this movie and it really just distracts from the good stuff.  I believe someone even pointed out that the main characters from the story are never on screen with the “vampires” or sorceress from the other story.  I use the term vampires loosely

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#121 – The Velocipastor

Movie Parishioners,  Last week we watched Velocipastor… A movie so realistic you will not believe that you aren’t living it live. in the tradition of movie night classics like Turbo Kid,The Gingerdead man, and Manborg, it’s “bad on purpose” unlike those movies it seems like any of us could probably make this in their backyard with a couple halloween costumes and some puppets.  But did we do that? No we didn’t god dammit. 

#120 – Superfights

Movie Movie Fighters, Well we did it, We finally watched the same movie again. 118* times and this is the first repeat. SUPERFIGHTS! is a direct to video karate movie from 1995. I was so surprised by this movie the first time we watched it. On this viewing I was less surprised by how wacky the plot and characters are and how bad the acting was (this was one of those movies where NOBODY has another IMDB credit.) I was actually surprised by how entertaining the fight sequences were. I mean they were probably sped up a little bit… but it was pretty good fighting?