A night to remember the classics.
We tackle a movie that’s a blind spot for one of us and a classic for another. What do we thing about it? Listen and find out. Ghoulies is a movie that I was definatley aware of, but had never seen. I think I didn’t watch it when I was in my prime horror movie watching years and then it just never felt like the right movie to watch. But I was excited to tackle it when Q suggested it for a movie night watch.
This episode we review the 1988 movie Picasso Trigger by #1 Breast Man : Andy Sidaris. Part of his Bullets Bombs and Babes series of films. Did we have a good time not a long time with these lovely ladies? Find out on this episode. Movies like this aren’t made anymore, mostly because society has moved on and we’ve all become better people. But also because there’s naked people all over the internet. The youths might not remember but in the before times you could only see a plethora of naked women was in a C level movie like this or by finding a stash of porn in a garbage bag in the woods. There is so much plot in this movie that there was no chance we didn’t get lost along the way, but we had a great time doing it.
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Movie Hunters, A movie that seemed like a generic romp of monster stuff and action. But later we realized that it’s based on a video game series that none of us had never heard of. But hey! We’re getting old! Still, enjoyed it
Kevin Bacon’s Dong, Hello there old friend. It’s been a long time and I shouldn’t have left you… without a dope beat to step to. But also you are a maniac rapist. So does it really matter if we can see you?
Movie Zombie Musical Fans, We did it again. We let Charlie pick a movie! Technically he picked this movie sometime in 2017 when he saw the trailer and assumed that it had been released already. But time has passed and we can actually watch it now. So the poster for this movie desctibes it as “Shawn of the Dead meets LA LA Land” which might be technically correct. But the feeling is more like “Low Rent Shawn of the Dead ajacent to High School Musical” if you can see what I’m saying here… Lets move on!
Movie Crocodile spirits, Where do I even begin. I guess I’ll start by proclaiming I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. As a story, all put together it doesn’t make total sense. This is probably because it seems like two different movies where spliced together for no apparent reason to the viewer. There’s a pretty solid A story, albeit highly imaginative and immersed in rape culture mystic fantasy that’s full of all sorts of comical plot holes. But then there’s probably about 30 minutes or more of a random Jean-Claude Van Damme-esque priest-cop action suspense thriller involving a sorceress to summons zombie vampire ninjas for some reason, spliced into this movie and it really just distracts from the good stuff. I believe someone even pointed out that the main characters from the story are never on screen with the “vampires” or sorceress from the other story. I use the term vampires loosely
Movie Parishioners, Last week we watched Velocipastor… A movie so realistic you will not believe that you aren’t living it live. in the tradition of movie night classics like Turbo Kid,The Gingerdead man, and Manborg, it’s “bad on purpose” unlike those movies it seems like any of us could probably make this in their backyard with a couple halloween costumes and some puppets. But did we do that? No we didn’t god dammit.
Movie Movie Fighters, Well we did it, We finally watched the same movie again. 118* times and this is the first repeat. SUPERFIGHTS! is a direct to video karate movie from 1995. I was so surprised by this movie the first time we watched it. On this viewing I was less surprised by how wacky the plot and characters are and how bad the acting was (this was one of those movies where NOBODY has another IMDB credit.) I was actually surprised by how entertaining the fight sequences were. I mean they were probably sped up a little bit… but it was pretty good fighting?
Movie Hitmen, Last night we watched a time capsule of weird late 90’s fashion coated in a weird coating of bizarre comedy. I think I saw this movie in theaters, it was released during the time when I was literally seeing every single movie that was released. I remember feeling a weird feeling… is this good? Is this incredibly bad? I had no idea! It was just confoundingSo what was the conclusion with an additional 22 years of movie watching experience? I still have no idea.